April 30th, 2010 by The Barefoot Blogger: Laura Kleinbaum

Whether you’re a double agent or the ring-leader of a large-scale heist, you’re going to need to creep around.  You’re going to need to wear all black.  And you’re going to need to be agile and inaudible to those in the next room.  Stealing diamonds from an impenetrable safe or a list of names off of the CIA database is hard work.  It’s not a time to mess around, but rather a time to be prepared for anything. Bring along a stick of gum that, when folded, turns into a bomb.  Carry your iPhone.  And wear these shoes.

Available at Barefoot Tess.  And don’t worry–we’d never tell anyone who we sold them to.