October 9th, 2009 by The Barefoot Blogger: Laura Kleinbaum

10. Your foot is the ideal canvas for a foot tattoo.  It can be detailed and intricate, and contain the names of all of your past lovers if you so chose.

9. Playing Footsie is easier:  You hardly have to move your leg because your foot is so big, it’s already touching his…and maybe his best friend’s too.

8. Ever seen a toe ring on a short, stubby toe? Ick.

7. You can squish more grapes with each stomp, therefore producing more wine.

Do it more like Lucy, than like this Lady.

Drink up!

6. While we’re on stomping, those cockroaches in your apartment don’t stand a chance.

5. Kicking balls is easier: Soccer, Football, Those of a dark ally attacker.
(Warning: Stay away from dark allies nonetheless.)

4. The bigger the foot, the better the balance:  You’re agile as a gazelle and you hardly ever fall when you’re drunk.

3. Victoria’s Secret models, with their elongated torsos and flawless physiques are to lingerie as big feet,      long and elegant, are to shoes.

2. More value for your money in terms of pedicures:  Greater toenail surface area puts you at an advantage   in showing off that gorgeous new polish color.

1. You have an entire online shoe store dedicated specifically to your footwear needs!  No small-footed girl can say that–probably because she’s too busy stumbling around her cockroach-ridden apartment with a scrunched up foot tattoo, ugly shoes, and a pedicure color you have to squint to see.

Now these are what I consider my Top Ten, but girls, I know you have more.  Let’s hear ‘em.  And don’t forget the contest!